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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

womens rights

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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