- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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