Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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the lemon was sweet.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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