- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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