Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Knock Knock. Doors open

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

No soup for you!

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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