What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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