Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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kk

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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HOLY COW!

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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