Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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HOLY COW!

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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A blind man watches TV

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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