What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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The queen having a shit

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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i hate black people

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Anti Joke

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