We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Anti Joke

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