3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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mitchell palmer sucks

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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