whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

okay so theres this guy.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Honk if you're Amish!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

so the weather's nice...

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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