A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

roses are red violets are blue

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Turkeys are obese

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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