- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Women's rights.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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