- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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