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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

drew edminstin is a rat

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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