Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Anti Joke

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