- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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