- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Long joke Your such a downey

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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