A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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women's rights

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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hola said the chinese man

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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