- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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