a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Penis-biter

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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I have read the terms and conditions

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where is the world?

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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