- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Nickelback

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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