Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Justin Beiber

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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