How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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