- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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