Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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MySpace.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What would u like to drink?

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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