- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A child walks into a classroom.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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