What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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