whats hairy and crys your mom

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woman's rights

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Anti Joke

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