Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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women's rights

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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