- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

woman's rights

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats hairy and crys your mom

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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