- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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