- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Justin Bieber hits puberty

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

guy walks into a bar, ouch

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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