A child walks into a classroom.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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