Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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