why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

AIDS.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Kys

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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