- Anti Joke

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Connor is homosexuaI

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

ur mum

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...