- Anti Joke

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Psychics.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.