- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Whats worse than a joke? This

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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