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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Logan's gay

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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