- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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