- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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