- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

boobs!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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