Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Your mom is so old she died

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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