- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

I once did something.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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