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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How would you rule?

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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