- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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