It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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