- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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