- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Women can vote? wtf

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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