how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What? Yes.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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