- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

womens rights.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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