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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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