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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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