- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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