a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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