- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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