- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Women's rights

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

im not food

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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