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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

im @ work, LOL.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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