what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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