- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Justin beiber's penis

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Rebecca Black

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

all the kids had fun

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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