Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

time to spruce up!

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Poker face

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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