- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

your face is kinda funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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