- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im watching you..

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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